In issue 1, read Chris Miles on the evil that is "www.", Jenny Sinclair on sources of annoyances at music festivals, David Sornig's issues with the use of sunlight as a metaphor in song lyrics, and the lessons Mat Larkin learned from a particularly tricky "Choose Your Own Adventure" story. Other topics of author's ire include poor quality shoelace aglets, icing turds, astrology, singing soap stars, and pandas. Pandas! Curse them.

NB: hard copy may not be completely spittle-proof. The cover is a pleasant pink; illustration by Mike Lynch.